I have seen "Passion Play" before today. Now, if you were to have asked me about it, I probably would have said. "It's a movie where Megan Fox has wings and is a stripper or something like that." You'd think I had forgotten about it because it's straight out awful....
Mulberry Street - A Mischief of Zombies By Bob Blaschuk Mulberry Street is a first time offering from writers Jim Mickle and Nick Damici, who went on to write "Stakeland", and "We Are What We Are." Mickle also directed this one, and that is about as good of a pedigree...
Paranormal Entity - Americas Most Demonic Home Videos By Bob Blaschuk Before any sort of reviewing, joke making, and general movie nerd raging happens, I would really like to point out that the alternate name for Paranormal Entity is Paranormal Investigations 3. There...
River of Darkness - Total Nonstop Awful! By Bob Blaschuk *Clears Throat* Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls. Bob Blaschuk brings to you a review of a movie that features your favorite stars from Total Nonstop Action wrestling! River of Darkness is a full-stop, lack...
Ghostquake - The Haunted Dreams of Danny Trejo By Bob Blaschuk So, Ghostquake (a.k.a. Haunted High) is bad. That line alone is probably enough to stop most people from watching this movie. Still, what's worse than bad is that Ghostquake is just extremely boring. See,...
South Beach Academy - Feldmania! By Bob Blaschuk Previously in my movie watching life... "I'm sure the other Corey Feldman movie on this two pack can't be any worse than Rock N Roll High School Forever, can it?" Short answer. Yes! Yes, it damn well can! South Beach...
The Quest – Stereotype Fight Club By Bob Blaschuk With Roger Moore passing not so long ago, I really wanted to review at least one of his films that weren't part of his James Bond days. For me, I feel that the best way to celebrate an actor who brought so much joy...
Son of Kong (1933) By Justin Decloux How do you follow up one most monumental pieces of entertainment in human history? You make a quickie seventy minute sequel and release it nine months later. Son of Kong has been forgotten to the sands of time. Its a footnote,...
Look at that poster. Just soak it in. Okay. Now forget it, because that never happens in the film. This is ROTOR. Yea, it's your Dad's friend Jeff. The guy who clung to the memory of 70s cool until he died in that drunk driving accident a few years back. ROTOR...
You may have been browsing through Netflix recently and seen a new thriller called The Watcher. Sure, the poster looks interesting, with a woman’s face in a bird’s silhouette, but do not be fooled! The superior The Watcher came out sixteen years ago! And have you seen...
